Ever thought just how alike your Toddler and Husband are?
1. If you disagree with them, they both restate their point louder and louder until you do agree.
2. They both snore, hog the duvet and drool on your pillow
3. They both need to shit when you are in the bath.
4. They both throw tantrums when something doesn't go their way.
5. They're both hideously possessive over the TV remote
6. And grossly territorial over the sofa
7. Neither will listen to a single word you say.
8. Both will turn their nose up at your cooking
9. Both will tantrum if you don't offer to help them.
10. Both will tantrum if you do offer to help them.
11. If you do help, I can guarantee both will tell you you're doing it all wrong. Then tantrum.
12. Both will throw things across the room if they can't make/fix it.
13. Both whinge when they're taken shopping.
14. Neither can be relied upon to co-ordinate an outfit.
15. They both sulk, tremendously, if you dare point out they're wrong.