Hoorah, two things to strike off the christmas bucket list!
This year whilst making their Christmas lists I gave The Spawn some catalogs, kiddie scissors and glue sticks and let them have at it. It kept them occupied for ages leaving me free to stuff my face with chocolate and have grown up television channels on. Win.
I then asked Things One & Two to write a letter to Santa Claus, choosing ten things from their copious lists to include within it. As you can see Thing One got straight to the point whereas Thing Two actually wrote a rather darling letter to him inviting return correspondence. Arse.
Not one to be left out, I've done my own list too though I fear blowing an elf may be the only way I'll get anything from it....I'm willing to be as nice or indeed as naughty as they wish. If the elves are too busy to tattoo me, I wonder if I can just give them my PayPal address.....