I promise i'll return with recent antics from The Party of Five soon to bore you to tears yet for now here's a post about make-up.
I'll admit i'm hardly the most proficient in the art of makeup infact i'd probably say i'm a tad slap dash what with having zero patience. I wear makeup to express myself and not as a daily ritual. I do not belong to the 'spending over half an hour every day skillfully applying makeup so that it looks like i'm not wearing any' brigade. I know not a stippling brush from a bullet crease doo-dah and the word Kabuki sounds like a sultry cocktail yet leaves a rather pleasurable vibration in the mouth when spoken so much so that I'm sat here like a true berk repeating it in varying seductive tones. True story. The closest to Mac I've been is in the waterproof pac-a-mac kind from my childhood. See, that's the other thing, not only am I terribly skint i'm also an awful cheap skate and fiercely resent paying top end prices, more so when I am gifted with neither the knowledge nor the skill to actually make use of it so that I actually look like i'm wearing bloody expensive cosmetics.
Then comes the question of style, or should that rather be questionable style seeing as I never did succeed in truly outgrowing that petulant panda eyed sulky grunge look and as one knows you're never cured from gothism, you're only ever in remission.
So whilst on the topic of make-up I thought i'd share with you my top three recent favourate buys, short honest opinions on current products from someone who is under no guise whatsoever of being adept or talented in the art, moreso just someone who quite likes having a dabble.
MUA, amongst a small treasure trove of other goodies, a 3-in-1 contour pen (actually I received two but have only tried the black so far) Firstly, one can't possibly review anything by MUA without commenting on the price, because seriously, it's cheap as chips. With MUA you have no excuse whatsoever to not treat yourself to some new makeup. This eyeliner is a whopping £1.50. From the packaging to the product itself, aesthetically speaking it's comparable to the high end counterparts being neat, sleek and yes, i'd go so far as to say elegant. Not at all what you'd expect for the price tag. The nib is angled, which gives incredible contouring possibilities allowing you to achieve both thick, thin and tapered results with ease. The colour is a nice dense black, that glides evenly across your lid and waterline gently and easily, no more gouging through your eyelid with a broken scratchy pencil and it stays put. Sure, smudge and blend if that batters your fish or simply leave it be, either way it stays put exactly where you want it to regardless of whether you build up in layers or just glide and go. Another plus is the lack of need for sharpening, you twist and have a solid supply of perfectly contoured product to wind upwards. I'd love to experiment more yet The Toddler had a most enormous tantrum over me refusing to share it with him. He's such a glam rocker.
In a nutshell you need on of these in your makeup bag. You'll probably need several seeing the rather impressive colour range on offer and quite frankly, at only £1.50 a pop, why the hell not?
Someone recently recommended Eye's Right mascara from Lush's emotional brilliance range. Yes, Lush doing makeup, what an epiphany! The price is a competitive at £12, yet on my bufget it was a splurge as a treat. At first glance it's essentially a dinky bottle like something from an apothecary laboratory with a dinky brush inside. Stop right there, a dinky brush? Oh no. Oh dear oh dear, how quaint. You' be forgiven for seeming somewhat bemused at this having being woo'ed by the plethora of 'wands' from the highstreet, this although charming is a stubby relation. It's not rubber, long, curved, twisty, futuristic and nor does it vibrate (sorry ladies) However, what it does do is easily apply mascara to all your lashes, even the itty bitty scrappy ones. The Mascara though, what about the inky black elixir? The shiny wet black ambrosia? One sentence, It doesn't clump. Not even a little, not even at all. No nasty clay like nightmare, just shiny, wet perfect black mascara that layers up brilliantly creating a depth of colour that doesn't clog up your lashes or the bottle and easily glides through your lashes. Hallelujah. Someone must have blown Lucifer himself for such a dark triumph. Then you have the added bonus' of being made from natural ingredients and not tested on animals as expected from Lush.