Sometimes if the children are relatively quiet you make the brave decision that so long as they're not arguing nor pestering you don't actually want to know exactly what it is they're
So, what indeed were Thing One and Thing Two doing last night that kept them a) so utterly engrossed b) relatively quiet and c) didn't cause them to throttle each other?
Lists. They both scuttled into the kitchen together with pen and paper and went through the pantry, the fridge and the freezer writing down every food item we had. Yes, really . Did i mention my spawn are a little strange?
The Husband and I tried our utmost to ignore the ominous sounds of the fridge and freezer opening and jars and cans being moved around whilst our internal narratives muttered the mantra 'don't.want.to.know'
Still, could have been worse I guess....like when I accidentally smashed bottle of vinegar smashed last week. Ooops.