Before Tea I kindly left him alone with all three of the
Tea was quick and simple frankfurters yet to try and impress The Toddler I decided to make him a plate of 'Hairy Hot Dogs' Unfortunately he was far from impressed and with absolute horror he pointed at them, simply appalled, tilted his head with eyes narrowing in accusation and demanded 'wha wat?!' followed by an 'Urghhhhhhh' So that would be another fail then. His expression was an amusing cross between 'WTF?!' and complete and utter disdain. No worries he soon pinched some of The Husbands hotdogs.
Thing One and Thing Two are
Nearly bedtime (& thank fuck for that) I shall enjoy waking The Husband, possibly with a cold flannel.