How to sneak a nap after your lie-in failed:
* Ensure The Toddler has a clean bum and is dressed
* Deposit The Toddler down stairs with The Husband
* Ply The Toddler with food
* Say as quickly as you can and in one breath 'she'sfedanddressedwiothacleanbumi'mgoingforanapbye!'
* RUN before The Husband can interpret what you've said and thus demand you stay.