How to sneak a nap after your lie-in failed:
* Ensure The Toddler has a clean bum and is dressed
* Deposit The Toddler down stairs with The Husband
* Ply The Toddler with food
* Say as quickly as you can and in one breath 'she'sfedanddressedwiothacleanbumi'mgoingforanapbye!'
* RUN before The Husband can interpret what you've said and thus demand you stay.
Success! :)
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The somewhat inane ramblings of a semi-crunchy 30-something stay at home mum based in the NW of the UK. Mum of Thing One (10yrs), Thing Two (8yrs) and The Dude (5yrs) & Moomin (Born Aug 2014). Wife of the long suffering Husband.
In search of the meaning of life, sanity and Gin.
Breastfeeding | Co-sleeping | Babywearing | Mental Health | M.E | Left-wing
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