The Baby has just finished setting up the game 'pairs' on the floor.
The Baby: "Come on Daddy Pig it's time to play"
The Husband: "It's okay I'll watch you and Mummy"
The Baby: Whilst extending a tiny yet perfect hand beseechingly, eyes saucer wide "but pleeeease Daddy Pig"
The Husband: "is this called emotional blackmail?"
The Baby: "No. It's called pairs"